Former TSA agent admits screenings are false security

TSA-pat-downIn a scathing attack published in the New York Post, a former Newark Transportation Security Agency employee blasted the ill-prepared, undisciplined and ineffectual TSA screening process throughout the country, calling it “make believe” and largely for show.

Because cameras are rolling, the employee said screeners are forced to do “something” – including pat downs and other tasks that make it look as if the TSA makes our airways safer.  “I’ve had to screen small children and explain to their parents I had no choice but to “check” them. I would only place my hands on their arms and bottom half of their legs, and the entire “pat-down” lasted 10 seconds. This goes completely against TSA procedure.”

“These are the employees who could never keep a job in the private sector,” he said.  “I wouldn’t trust them to walk my dog.”

He continued by saying TSA agents have been repeatedly caught falling asleep on the job, and the failure rate of catching potentially “dangerous” objects is quite high.  Supervisors are often mentally elsewhere and play very little role in the day-to-day operations of the TSA.  The agency does not require a high school diploma to be a screener, and most screeners are there primarily because of the generous pay (~$15/hour, starting) and benefits.  Most do not care, while some are far too generous exercising their “right” to confiscate passenger’s belongings.

“A small number of screeners are delusional zealots who believe they’re keeping America safe by taking your snow globe, your 2-inch pocket knife, your 4-ounce bottle of shampoo and performing invasive pat-downs on your kids.”

Read the remainder of the attach on the TSA here.

Man suing TSA after being thrown in jail over peanut butter joke

nutty8n-4-webFrank Hannibal got more than he bargained for when making his way through the TSA screening area at LaGuardia Airport.  TSA agents were apparently concerned about the thin layer of oil over top his gourmet Crazy Richards peanut butter and pulled the married father of two out of line for inspection.

Jokingly, Hannibal commented to his family that “They’re looking to confiscate my explosives”.  A TSA agent overheard the comment and immediately called for police, who proceeded to handcuff the dangerous jokster and took him to jail where he spent the next 25 hours after being charged with falsely reporting an incident, which is a felony.

The charges were baffling – Hannibal made the remark to his family, not a TSA agent or police officer.  It remains unclear how making a comment to one’s family can be considered “reporting an incident”.  Apparently the local police department agreed and eventually dropped the ridiculous charges.

Hannibal is suing the TSA for $5 million.  “It sounds laughable now but at the time to be led out of there like a terrorist was unbelievable,” Hannibal said. “My whole life was up in the air. It was a nightmare. My children were overwhelmed. It was crazy.”